Today Brandon and Spencer were in the front room quizzing each other.
Spencer: Brandon... where's your brain?
Brandon: Inside my head.
Spencer: Where's your cerebral cortex?
Brandon: Huh? What's that?
Spencer: It's part of your brain.
Brandon: Oh, my turn. Dad where's your dignity?
Spencer: (Silent, and staring)
(Mom laughing hysterically from the other room)
Aubrey: It's in your throat.
Brandon = Never ending free entertainment.